FANGS
RULE

A Girl's Guide to Being a Vampire

"Vampires don't sparkle. They bite."

Get Your Fangs Sharpened Step Inside

Fangs Rule: A Girl's Guide to Being a Vampire book cover

CHAPTER ONE

For anyone between puberty and senility

Life as a Teenage Vampire, Explained

An A-to-Z survival guide, told from the fang's-eye view. Tap a card to see more.

A to Z advice

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Every problem a teenage denizen of the night actually has, covered in order, with zero condescension — from fang care to funerals to first dates.

Fang care to fashion

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How to polish your fangs, dress for a date with no idea where you're going, and cross a ceiling in a nightdress without showing your underwear.

Manga-style art

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Illustrated throughout, so the humans finally understand what the vampire world actually looks like — straight from Amy's own sketchbook.

CHAPTER TWO

A page from the guide

How to Redecorate Without a Shouting Match

Every teenage vampire wants one thing: to paint her cave bedroom black. The problem is explaining that to a mother who has already committed — hard — to bright pink stalagmites and a ceiling full of large stuffed pink bats.

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Fangs Rule walks you through it. Diplomatically. Without anyone getting staked.

— Rule #1 in the Guide

CHAPTER THREE

Straight from Chapter: Going Out On a Date

What's Actually In My Date Bag

Amy Mah packs like she's leaving for a 10-day vacation, not a night out.

CHAPTER FOUR

From Amy's own journal

The Vampire's Field Guide

A peek inside the actual A-to-Z. Pick a letter, pick a word, watch the page turn.

Just a sample — the full A to Z is in the book

CHAPTER FIVE

Confessions of a teenage vampire

From Amy's Blog

— Amy Mah, teenage vampire & blogger

CHAPTER SIX

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The Author

Amy Mah (Vampire)

Amy Mah is a well-known international blogger who writes as a cynical teenage vampire. What started as a diary blog has turned into something much more — the same diary, now fully illustrated with her own manga artwork, telling the human world what her world actually looks like.

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